Easter is a happy story, right? This super nice guy is put on a cross, as he dies a rainbow shoots out of his body and through that it means that after I chill 75.4 years in this life I get spend eternity in a place where I’ve got a mansion, it’s always 78 degrees plus there’s cats that hug and popcorn trees? Sweet! Sign me up! But there’s one more minor part of the story to understand…. I am the one who crucified Jesus. Downer.